April 11, 2008
Google Requirement: Pure White Hat SEO or Perish in Hell!!
I wanted to be the first to break this story. Google is going to announce next week a new policy regarding SEO. Either you practice Pure White Hat SEO methods or you will have your site removed from their index. No ifs ands or buts about it.
“It has gotten to the point where we just have to put our foot down regarding all this Spam and Black Hat techniques,” said Matt Cutts, one of the most well-known engineers by webmasters. “I mean, we’ve given them so many chances to comply, the time is now to end the madness.”
Cutts also stated that he had taken long-time “Black Hat Spammer” Leslie Rohde and converted him to the truth of White Hat SEO. The conversion was so powerful at the GooglePlex that the earth actually shook (reporters said it was an earthquake, but what do they know). Since all the evilness has been purged from Rohde, he is now known as “Sister Leslie”.
“I hope all SEOs will look to Sister Rohde for guidance,” said Cutts. “If not, they will learn a new term, Google Purgatory, from whence there is no return.”
Note: When asked the specifics of the definition of “White Hat SEO” Cutts stated there would be a teleseminar announced which will go over all aspects of the program, as well as integration inside of Google Webmaster Tools. “Just say out of the “fire” area and you should be okay,” concluded Cutts.
Filed under Google, SEM/SEO by Jerry West
Comments on Google Requirement: Pure White Hat SEO or Perish in Hell!! »
Ben Pate @ 4:28 pm
Now that is funny Jerry!
Rick Hardman @ 10:26 am
A little late for April fools day, aren’t we Jerry? You really need to get a day planner
Ron Castle @ 7:54 am
I read in a Google follow-up post that white hat SEO’s must also sign a celebacy pledge and practice slope soaring twice a week aka the flying none. This may be why there are so few white hat SEOs?
Mary Bowling @ 10:34 am
Jerry, I’d love to see you in a nun outfit, too. Come on….
Colin McNulty @ 7:30 am
That’s the funniest thing I’ve read all week Jerry, you really surpassed yourself with that one.
Russell Wright @ 1:36 pm
Sweet Mother of God.
Jerry West @ 11:52 am
I am sure payback from Leslie will be painful…
Joyce Brister @ 6:27 pm
It is nice to see Sister Leslie Rohde has kicked her bad “habits”.
Joel McDonald @ 7:03 pm
That’s almost as good as when you had Connor ask for Leslie at the “Live 5″ event. It will be interesting to see what “Sister Rohde” brews up in retaliation!
Rodney Trotter @ 7:52 pm
Well, when I look at that picture I see black and white. Which will Leslie really follow? Only God, I mean Google, knows.
reward @ 9:54 am
I have been struggling after page rank loss for almost 2 years. Lost page rank, worked endlessly, removed anything that could be considered bad or sneaky, requested reinclusion 3 times. Never got page rank back. Of course nobody ever told me why. Site (unnamed here) is included in the index, but with no page rank traffic is 10% of what it was.
Please take a look at http://www.hundred-thousand-dollar-reward.com, it explains the problem in more detail, and the reward offer is honest and legit.
Thanks
edwin @ 2:01 pm
What’s next ? Pope Matt I
Jerry West @ 1:17 pm
Being the good sport that I am, Leslie got me - and got me pretty good….
http://leslierohde.com/?q=node/29
SPAM: The New Spokesperson. Me?!?!? @ 6:22 am
[…] Okay, I gotta say hats off (no pun intended) to Leslie Rohde to fire back at me after I turned him into a White Hat SEO touting Nun (a la Sister Leslie Rohde … soon to be Superior Mother Rohde). […]