What Is Wrong With America?

I just had to post this. This is from an ACTUAL job description here in North Carolina. As an employer, if you have to be THIS detailed, something is just very, very wrong…

Uses hands to lift telephone receiver to answer incoming calls. Press telephone keypad with fingers to transfer calls to other locations.

Uses hands and fingers to press keys on computer keyboard or typewriter to enter data into computer or type information on typewriter.

Uses hands and fingers to cut and type checks.

Sits 50%, walk 25%, and stands 25% of the time.

Must be able to communicate clearly in answering members questions.

Must listen well to ascertain the services needed by each member.

Climbing stairs may be necessary in branches that are housed on more than one floor.

Visual acuity is required to complete necessary documentation for loan processing.

Must be able to lift 5 pounds.

Someone please help us!